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Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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