I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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