So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Someone came in the potted fern
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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