your room smells of hookers.
And success
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
