we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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