did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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