i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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