I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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