Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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