sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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