I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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