So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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