glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
