We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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