Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
