I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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