Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm passing your future prison.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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