I want to stick my p in your. b.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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