The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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