The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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