It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Shame is for Republicans.
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