Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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