I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Enjoy the penises
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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