they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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