make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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