my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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