So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
now i know why i became what i already was.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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