Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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