yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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