I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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