your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Randomize
