I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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