So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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