i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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