My sheets look like a crime scene.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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