Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Your shirt... Was in my pants
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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