Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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