I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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