the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Randomize
