He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
that's an acceptable place to lick
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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