I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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