i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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