my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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