Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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