I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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