All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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