Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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