why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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