Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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