I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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