let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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