Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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